“you know your life is depressing when you get a family pack of bean and cheese burritos…”
“…and seven cans of vegetarian soup. AND, did you know you’re supposed to add water to the soup?!?!?!? tough life.”
“no offense”
“so i have to get a candle because i think millie pooped in my bedroom. i don’t see poop anywhere though so i don’t know what the deal is.”
“you know those pinecones that they sell at the grocery store that smell really good?”
“yea”
“well they smell really good.”
thank you cookie 
